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(Feb 19-March 20)

So, you thought no one knew? Huh? You thought no one would find out, huh? You sneaky little bastard. This isn't childhood masturbation in the early evening while mother's doing the dishes and singing hymns that we're talking about here. This is real serious shit. Besides mother caught you back then. What makes you think "mother" won't catch you this time. Huh? Only the stakes are higher. The police? No... No... I won't say a thing. What do you take me for? Some kind of fucking astrological rat? No. You know what you did. You know what's going to happen when they find you. It's only a matter of time. Sit tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Cover your ass. Stay dominant.