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(Sept. 23-Oct 23)

What’s the deal? Why you gotta spend all the money? Damn. Can’t you just put a cap on the spending for Christ’s sake? Can’t you just stop shopping and buying stuff? What about saving money, huh? Whatever happened to that? Huh? If you continue on your present course things are gonna get bad for you. As in you’ll be broke. Yeah. Laugh all you want, but money doesn’t have to continue coming in. Nope. Sure doesn’t. In fact, the stars have a little surprise in store for you in a just a few weeks, so you might want to start saving up. It would be unfortunate if you had to prostitute yourself out in the streets for a while wouldn’t it? Yeah. It would. So chill. Relax. Save the dough.