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(Jan 20-Feb 18)

For the most part you have good ideas that amaze, startle and shock your coworkers and acquaintances. But sometimes you are just too high in the sky. Too caught up in your daydreams and fantasies. too out of touch with reality and shit, knowh'um sayin'? Shit. You need to take a look around. Focus. Be more realistic and just chill. This planet's been around for a few minutes and it's gonna stay around for quite a few minutes after you've left. Don't trip. It's the same shit that's been happening for thousands of years except now it's all digital. Come back to earth for a minute. Get in touch with the people. That's important for you now. Otherwise you risk getting so far out that no one will be able to connect with you. Not even the prostitutes.