The day usually starts off with me lying in a warm
bubbling Jacuzzi. Beautiful women wearing practically nothing surround me as the illustrious tunes of Dusty Roze and The Appliance
Shop Crew play in the background at a low volume.
The beautiful women in bikinis feed me grapes and shrimp.
"Yeah, baby" I usually say, "Let me get another grape."
"Here you go, baby. Do you want some more shrimps?"
"It's shrimp" I correct her "Shrimp singular, baby."
Then the phone rings and I wake up.
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